🛋️ Step into a warm, thoughtfully designed space that instantly feels like home. Curl up on comfy seating, cook up your faves in a fully equipped kitchen, and drift off in a peaceful bedroom retreat. 💤 🍳 What You Get: ✨ 1 Bedroom 🛏️ (Upstairs) ✨ 1 Bathroom 🚿 (Upstairs) ✨ Fully Stocked Kitchen 🍽️ ✨ In-Unit Washer & Dryer 🧺 ✨ Cute Dining Area 🪑 ✨ Chill Living Room 🛋️ ✨ Fast Wi-Fi ⚡ ✨ Easy Self Check-In 🔐 📍 Near All the Good Stuff: 🚑 Kaiser SFO Medical – 2.5mi ⛳ Cal Golf Club – 2.5mi ✈️ SFO Airport – 6.4mi 🌲 San Pedro Valley Park – 7mi 🌁 Twin Peaks – 12mi 🌉 Golden Gate Bridge – 14mi 🏙️ Downtown SF – 16mi 📌 Note: Like most homes in South SF, there's no A/C—but don’t worry! The natural cool breeze keeps things fresh 🌬️

🏡 HOUSE RULES These are here to make sure your stay is awesome 🤩 while also keeping things respectful for the neighbors and the property. Quick read = no surprises = smooth stay 🙌 🚭 NO SMOKING We’re a 100% smoke-free space. If the unit smells like smoke, a $500 fee will apply to cover ozone treatment. 🎉 NO PARTIES / GATHERINGS Unauthorized parties = $1000 penalty + cancellation of your reservation without refund. Let’s keep it chill 💆‍♀️ 🔇 QUIET HOURS: 10PM – 8AM One warning for excessive noise. After that: $250 fine and possible cancellation without refund. Respect the peace ✌️ 👥 UNDISCLOSED GUESTS Only guests listed in your reservation are allowed. Extra person = $50/night. 🐶 NO UNDISCLOSED PETS Please don’t sneak in furry friends. Undisclosed pets = $500 fine. 📹 DO NOT TAMPER WITH SECURITY DEVICES This includes exterior cameras, smoke detectors, CO monitors, and noise sensors. If tampering is detected: – $500 fine – Immediate removal without refund – Liability for damages I receive alerts in real-time 📲 — so don’t risk it. 🕒 EARLY CHECK-IN / LATE CHECK-OUT Available if requested in advance (based on availability): $50/hour Unauthorized early/late check-ins = $100/hour 🤝 Booking = Agreement You agree to treat this space with care and book in good faith. If any issues arise, we ask that you communicate respectfully and work toward resolution — no retaliation reviews or bad-faith actions. 💬